The New and improved You. Ever thought about it?
Ever wonder why others seem to get ahead and enjoy
a life of success and happiness while you feel your
years slip-slip-slipping away? Why is your life total
shit? Now is the time to Self-Help Yourself!

With this book you
will realize your full potential AND
learn that you have a new best friend
willing to help along the way. Inside
you will find gigantic trannies, lovable
tramps and other endearing images
that will improve your life. So give yourself
a fresh start, Lord knows you need it.
Look at yourself. See? Self-help Yourself,
and get started today!

'Self-Help Yourself' is the hottest poop
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illustrations and strips this book has it all!